CHRISTMAS JOKES

what do eleves learn in school? The Elfabet!

What nacionality is santa claus?North Polish.

What kind of bird can write?A PENguin.

What  does Scroge love Rudolphthe red-Nosed Reindeer?because every buck is dear to him.

JUDY:What did the ghosts say to santa claus?MIKE:we'll have a boo christmas without  you.

ELF NO .1:what did santa shout to his toys on christmas Eve? 

ELF NO .2:Okay everyone,sack time!!

If athletes get athletes foot ,what do astronauts get?missletoe!

what do you  call a cat on the beach at christmastime?Sandy claus!